★ Dossier No. 001
A bear walks into a regime.
It started as a joke. A side-by-side. A leader strolling with a foreign president, and a chubby little bear walking with his tiger friend. The internet did what the internet does.
Then came the scrubbing. Posts deleted. The character's name flagged. HBO blocked after a John Oliver segment. The live-action Pooh film? Mysteriously denied a release. The meme became contraband.
"People with low self-esteem are not amused when others ridicule their appearance."
$XINNIE is a tribute to the joke they couldn't kill. Not financial advice. Not a security. Just a bear, a flag, and a punchline that traveled around the world.
★ The Honeyline ★
2013
The original side-by-side appears online. A bear is born.
2015
A military parade photo doubled the meme. Toy-car-and-bear edition.
2017
"Winnie the Pooh" becomes one of the most censored phrases on Weibo.
2018
"Christopher Robin" reportedly denied release in mainland China.
2022
Hong Kong protesters wave Pooh flags. The bear becomes a symbol.
2026
$XINNIE launches on pump.fun. The bear gets a bag.